Today's quotes [1.2.18]
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"Seal Greasing Station"
"Strut Rod Grinding"
-- Signs we saw in the Monroe shock absorber factory
"All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream."
- Edgar Allan Poe
"Sure, everyone always said 'Socrates what is the meaning of
life?' or 'Socrates how can I find happiness?', did anyone ever
say 'Socrates hemlock is poison.'???????" -Socrates minutes before
I can't complain, but sometimes I still do. -- Joe Walsh
$100 placed at 7 percent interest compounded quarterly
for 200 years will increase to more than $100,000,000 --
by which time it will be worth nothing.
- Lazarus Long
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