Today's quotes [1.12.18]
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Germany, the diseased world’s bathhouse.
- - - Mark Twain
When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell
"Our bombs are smarter than the average high school
student. At least they can find Kuwait."
- A. Whitney Brown
"When will my raise be effective?"
"The same time you are."
-- Wally, Catbert (from Dilbert)
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an
infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even
considering if there is a man on base."
- Dave Barry
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