Today's jokes [1.7.18]
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This blind guy was walking pass the fish market and he said
"Good morning ladies.."
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?
She hikes up her skirt every time you yawn.
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Right where you left him.
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,
after surgery, I would be able to play the banjo.
He said, "I'm doing surgery on your hand, not giving you a lobotomy."
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen?
That's the proper place to wash vegetables.
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