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This story happened a while ago in Israel , and even though it sounds like
an Alfred Hitchcock tale, its true.

Josh Greenberg, a Jerusalem University student, was on the side of the road
hitchhiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a storm.
The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so strong he
could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly, he saw a car slowly
coming towards him and stopped. John, desperate for shelter and
without thinking about it, got into the car and closed the door, only to
realize there was nobody behind the wheel and the engine wasn't on!!

The car started moving slowly. Josh looked at the road ahead and saw a
curve approaching. Scared, he started to pray, begging for his life.
Then, just before the car hit the curve, a hand appeared through the window
and turned the wheel. Josh, paralyzed with terror, watched as the hand
repeatedly came through the window, but never touched or harmed him.
Shortly thereafter Josh saw the lights of a pub appear down the road, so,
gathering strength, he jumped out of the car and ran to it.

Wet and out of breath, he rushed inside and started telling everybody about
the horrible experience he had just had.
A silence enveloped the pub when verybody realized he was crying
and....wasn't drunk.

Suddenly, the door opened, and two other people walked in from the stormy
night. They, like Josh, were also soaked and out of breath.
Looking around, and seeing Josh Greenberg sobbing at the bar, one said to
the other...

"Look Moishe .... there's that idiot that got in the car while we were
pushing it!!!!"

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I WAS WITH A GROUP of Air Force officers touring the battleship New Jersey,
and we had to do a great deal of climbing up and down and twisting around
inside the ship. As we emerged onto the deck where we had started the tour,
one of our group exclaimed, "Now I understand why a captain goes down with
his ship. He can't find his way out of it!"


Sent by Lynette

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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its weight and
always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

(From drinking little bottles of ... ?)
(Did the government pay for this research?)

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