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A friend of mine said he and his son were at the grocery store
when his son (about 9) asked him what "Oriole sex" was.  I
told him the store wasn't a proper place to talk about it, but 
I'd explain it to him on the way home.  On the way, I decided to 
tell the truth and explain it fairly graphic and clinical.  I thought
I did pretty good until my son said, "Oh, you mean like a blow
job, huh?"

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Slovenia's state-run news agency reported on the death of 
'passionate' fisherman Franc Filipic, 47, who drowned after 
hooking a huge lake sheatfish (like a catfish) and refusing to let 
go as he waded in and was pulled under. Friends reported his 
last words were 'NOW I've got him!'  Divers found his body after 
a two-day search.

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Go into Wendy's around 9:00 p.m.  Nobody in the store.  I 
ordered a Frosty.  The guy at the counter pushed the little 
button on his register and leaned into the microphone and said 
"Frosty".  He then proceeded to turn around and draw the drink 
HIMSELF!  I asked why he used the mike, and his response
was, "That's the way I was trained to do it.  If I don't, I get 
confused".

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