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I can't hear you.  I have a banana in my ear. -
   Te audire non possum.  Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.
                        -- Jason B. Standing, Esq.


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"Are you seriously asking or are you just being a dick?"
                        -- Dave Arthur to Gerrit Riessen


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"Every cloud has a silver up the creek without a paddle horse."
                        -- A bunch of people, via Jason B. Standing, Esq.


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"... he repeats until he fails, half a goon and half a god, a man's not made
 of steel..."
                        -- Devo, "Gates of Steel"


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"... the movie looks it was filmed by a rhesus monkey with a video camera. The
 editing looks like it was performed by a rhesus monkey with a Cuisinart.
 Apparently, if you're a rhesus monkey, you can really go places in Hollywood."
                        -- Mr. Cranky


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