Today's quotes [9.14.17]
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"If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns."
"`Say what you like about my bloody murderous government,' I says, `but don't
insult me poor bleedin' country.'"
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I
don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash
clothes on the last day of their life?
For centuries, people thought the moon was made of green cheese.
Then the stronauts found that the moon is really a big hard rock. That's
what happens to cheese when you leave it out.
I can resist everything except temptation.
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