Today's quotes [9.13.17]
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"The feminist notion that the whole of human history has been nothing but a
vast intricate conspiracy by men to enslave their wives, mothers, daughters,
and sisters presents us with an intellectual neurosis for which we do not yet
have a name."
"By necessity, by proclivity, and by delight, we all quote."
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
"`Rock' is the music of slaves. Of adolescents pursuing the illusion of
freedom and protest while the steel chains of technology bind them ever
"There are two kinds of people I cannot abide: bigots and any well-organized
"Terrorism: deadly violence against humans and other living things.
Usually conducted by government against its own people."
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