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There come's a time in the affairs of a man when he
must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.

- W. C. Fields 

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Picard: "Return that moon to its orbit."
Q:      "I have no powers!  Q, the ordinary!"
Picard: "Q, the liar!  Q, the misanthrope!"
Q:      "Q, the miserable, Q, the desperate!  What must I do to
         convince you people?"
Worf:   "Die."
Q:      "Oh, very clever, Worf.  Eat any good books lately?"
                        -- Star Trek: The Next Generation, "Deja Q"


2. 




"... they're the words you would think I would say if there was a me for
 you..."
                        -- They Might Be Giants, "Ana Ng"


3. 




"A happy medium then. Somewhere between Just Good Friends and..."
"Someone to occasionally stick my tongue down their throat."
                        -- me, Quanita


4. 




"In a way we're a kind of Peace Corps."
                        -- Major A. Lincoln German, Training Director of the
                           Green Beret Special Warfare School, Ft. Bragg, N. C.


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