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"I can resist all things but I can't resist temptation"

                                             --Norman Danyael Teh



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"From there to here,from here to there, funny things are everywhere."
                   
                                                                -- Dr. Seuss

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Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we dislike.

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To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a support Group

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"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties?
   How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose
   around your neck?"
   --- Linda Ellerbee


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