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The true gentleman is subtly poised between an
        inner tact and an outer deference.
                                        -- Puzant Kevork Thomajan

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Only an unlit candle lasts forever.

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On Clinton: "A man will occasionally step on his dick, but he shouldn't
stand on it"
                                                     
                                                     --Kris Kristofferson.

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"Applaud friends, the comedy is over."
        -Ludwig van Beethoven's last words

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"An artist is a person who can hold two contradictory thoughts in his 
 mind at the same time"

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