Today's jokes [6.6.17]
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How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?
Put a slice of bread on each side, and call him "lunch".
What is the smartest blonde?
A golden retriever
New scientific theories
HONORABLE MENTION: The quantity of consonants in the English
language is absolutely constant. If consonants are omitted in one
geographic area, they turn up in another. When a Bostonian "pahks"
his "cah", the lost r's migrate southwest, causing a Texan to "warsh"
his car and invest in "erl wells."
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian's apartment?
Mommy, mommy! What's a nymphomaniac?
Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
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