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"People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. " 
    - Soren Aabye Kierkegaard (1813-1855) 

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"Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. " 
    - Saint Augustine (354-430) 

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Your car has Dodge written on the front of it, do 
                    you really need a horn?

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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity,
and I'm not sure about the former. " 
    - Albert Einstein (1879-1955) 

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"This book fills a much-needed gap. " 
    - Moses Hadas (1900-1966) in a review 


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