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Everybody lies about sex.

     - Lazarus Long 

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Bradley's Bromide:
   If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a
   committee -- that will do them in.


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DeVries's Dilemma:
   If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don't want
   hits the paper.


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Drew's Law of Highway Biology:
   The first bug to hit a clean windshield lands directly in
   front of your eyes.


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According to a new survey 60% of adults say they're aware of someone
who's gone to work under the influence of drugs.
Apparently the other 40% have never heard of the Dallas Cowboys. 

     - Conan O'Brien 

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