Today's Jokes  |  Archives  |  Lists  |  Random  |  Register  |  RandJoke on Your Page  
 


Today's quotes [4.14.17]

Vote for the quote that you really like by checking a box next to it. Then press the VOTE button to submit your votes. Also, links to quote categories and "Email Friend" will open in a new window, so as not to interrupt your quote reading.


"Mutually consenting classes may of course do whatever they like with each
 other, but even that doesn't necessarily make it right."
                        -- Programming Perl, 2nd ed.


1. 




"I want us to be something that we can't."
"What's that?"
"A normal couple."
                        -- Holden, Alyssa, "Chasing Amy"


2. 




"... but BELIEVE YOU US, if this weren't a SERIOUS situation, we wouldn't be
 discussing it in ALL CAPS."
                        -- a virus hoax hoax


3. 




"... this is telling us that our important words are 'smelt', 'bud',
 'brier' and 'nard'..."
                        -- Peter Kelsall (we don't know what he's on either)


4. 




"I'm offering you my body and you're offering me semantics?"
                        -- Caitlin Bree, "Clerks"


5. 



BONUS! A random quote from Jokes2Go database
If you don't like it, just hit RELOAD





By voting you are helping select today's best quote. This helps us provide you with better quality humor in the future, as well as to select the best quotes to send in our daily best humor mailing.

But wait! Don't forget to read

Today's Jokes
Today's Stories
Today's Poems
Today's Funny Pic

 April '17 Quotes Issues:
S  M  T  W  Th F  St
                  1  
2  3  4  5  6  7  8  
9  10 11 12 13 14 15 
16 17 18 19 20 21 22 
23 24 25 26 27 28 29 
30 

Jump to  



For any questions or comments email us at info@jokes2go.com
Copyright© SpekGY, Inc, 1998-2016. All rights reserved.