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"Does anybody know any (dis)reputable arms dealers where I could by a nuke
 to aim at Seattle?"
"YM 'Redmond'.  Microsoft == Redmond, Microsoft != Seattle."
"Ahh, but 'tis only a matter of blast radius."
                        -- Jonathan Nicholson (jjn@sanger.ac.uk),
                           Debbie Schwartz (das@coho.halcyon.com),
                           Majdi Abbas (mabbas@staff.uiuc.edu)


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"Adrian, I am going to shove something very big into your mouth. And it's
 not going to be my breast. Don't quote me on that."
                        -- Karen


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When I was fourteen years old, I was amazed at how unintelligent
       my father was. By the time I turned twenty-one, I was astounded
       how much he had learned in the last seven years. -- Mark Twain


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"Zathras have very sad life. Probably also have sad death. But at least there
 is symmetry."
                        -- Zathras, Babylon 5, "War Without End"


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"Hiroshima '45... Chernobyl '86... Windows '95..."
                        -- Evelyne_Pichler@edvg.co.at


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