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You know you're getting old when you can't tell
the difference between a heart attack and an orgasm. 

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Girls, just to let you know...
if you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow. 

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Virginity can be cured. 

3. 




'Socialism is when man exploits man, Capitalism is the reverse' 

Polish Proverb

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'Lord Birkenhead is very clever, but sometimes his brains 
go to his head'

Margot Asquith


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