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* Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with
       friends....
          You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow
       has, you wish you had ordered that.


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* It's true; all men are born free and equal - but some of them get
       married


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* A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband
       gives and the wife takes.


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* There was a man who said "I never knew what happiness was until I
       got married... and then it was too late!"


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* There was this lover who told his love that he would go through
       hell for her. They got married - and now he is going through HELL!


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