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   Regardless of what you may hear, there's still many women these days
   who are excellent "housekeepers". Seems each time they get a divorce,
   they keep the house.


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Men come in three sizes: 

    Small, medium, and Oh My God!!! 

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How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Four. Actually, only one to screw it in.
The other 3 are there to listen to him
brag about the screwing part! 

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   When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let
   him keep her.


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How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?

Take them out their wheelchair.

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