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Trust everyone.
It's not like you have any really important secrets.

                                       --me--

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"Wagner's music is better than it sounds."

                                      -- Mark Twain

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"Most rock journalism is people who can't write
interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." 

Frank Zappa. 

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"Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and,
instead of bleeding, he sings." 

Ed Gardner. 

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"I went to watch Pavarotti once.
He doesn't like it when you join in."

Mick Miller.

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