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"Hearing nuns' confessions is like being
stoned to death with popcorn." 

Fulton Sheen.

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Anyone who doesn't believe in the Tooth Fairy is
offending all the gay dentists in America. 

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"Politicians are interested in people. Not that this is always a 
virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs."
        
             -- P. J. O'Rourke -- 

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"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug
named after a part of my own ass, okay?" 

Denis Leary.

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"Work is the curse of the drinking classes." 
Oscar Wilde.

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