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Part 8 of 12
   
                    His basso profundo with timbre so rare
                            
                    He rendered quite often, with power to spare.
                            But his great work of art,
                            His fortissimo fart,
                            
                    He saved for the Marche Militaire.
                            


1. 




i'm sick

       i've got a virus
       i'm sickety-sick 
       i feel like a used tissue
       ickety-ick

       my head is congested
       mucous overload
       if i blow my nose once more,
       i will explode!

       i'm whiny,i'm cranky ,
       i'm stuck in my bed 
       my face is puke green 
       and my nose is bright red!

       my eyes are all bloodshot
       my nostrils are crusting;
       this sickness has made 
               me look 
          Truly Disgusting

       i cough and i sneeze 
       spreading germs everywhere 
       my room is a health hazard-
       Visitors BEWARE!!

       being sick is no fun 
       in fact,it's a pain
       i'm told i'll get better soon!
       untill then...i'll complain 

                          by,
                          gabrielle

2. 




A modest young girl named Oola
Once donned a grass skirt to dance Hula
A cow ate the grass
Exposing her ass
Now she's no longer modest but coola 

3. 




A young man from Peloponnesus 
               Seduced all his nephews and nieces. 
                    At the point of a sword 
                    He married his ward. 
               And was the father of triplets, by Jesus. 

4. 




               The Rajah of Afghanistan 
               Imported a Birmingham can, 
                    Which he set as a throne 
                    On a great Buddha stone--- 
               But he crapped out-of-doors like a man. 

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