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Erica Jong:
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever 
see a smart woman with a dumb guy.

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Wendy Liebman:
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

2. 




"Hi, my name's Holocaine and I'm a goth... I've been a goth for about a year
 now... some day I think today's the day, I'm going to wear bright colours
 and listen to Kylie Minogue but I just end up wearing black again. It's
 all just too hard."
                        -- me, on oz#gothic


3. 




"There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers
exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will
instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre
and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has
already happened." 

     - Douglas Adams 

4. 




I know a mother-in-law who sleeps in her spectacles, the better to see her 
son-in-law suffer in here dreams. 
       - Attributed to Ernest Coquelin 

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