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"Technology is a way of organizing the universe so
that man doesn't have to experience it." 

     - Max Frisch 

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"The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest." 

     - Kilgore Trout 

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"Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother." 

     - Ferengi Rule of Acquisition Number 31, Deep Space Nine 

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"Home pages are the pet rock of the 90s. They all have them, they all think
 they're very cute. But in a few years they're going to look back and be
 pretty embarrassed."
                        -- Kim Alm


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"Programming is like sex: One mistake and you support it a lifetime."
                        -- Paul S. Sears


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