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Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of
which I disapprove. -- Ashleigh Brilliant
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right. --
You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who
makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe
Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to
calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the
doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you
know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife
stuck in the side of its head with a note that says "You." After
that, I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.
* DGMage wonders if he'll be able to pull off what he wants once he gets all
his music equipment..... Hardcore darkwave Industrial.... SHOEGAZER. ;)
Hardcore Shoegazer. :)
DGMage: You don't need any equipment. Get a mic, a stun-gun, and a
DGMage: The cat is important.
-- excerpts from #gothic
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