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Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.

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It is a privilege to present to you now the distinguished
virgin of Governor's Island...

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The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on; it is
never of any use to oneself.
        --Oscar Wilde

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Though you break your heart, men will go on as before.

        --Marcus Aurelius

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Love thy neighbor, yet don't pull down your hedge.
        
                    --Ben Franklin

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