Today's quotes [8.15.14]
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"I waited and waited, and when no message came, I knew it must have been
from you. "
- Ashleigh Brilliant
Only a fool is astonished by the foolishness of humankind.
- Edward Abbey
Eternal nothingness is okay if you're dressed for it.
Woody Allen in Getting Even
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second
day you're off it.
- Jackie Gleason
Doing for people what they can and ought to do for themselves is a
dangerous experiment. In the last analysis the welfare of the workers
depends on their own private initiative.
- Samuel Gompers, 1915
President, American Federation of Labor 1886 - 1924
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