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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The real question is: How much can the light bulb afford to
be screwed for?



1. 




What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater? 

     - "Thats the most violent book I've ever read." 

2. 




During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was 
asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table.

"Doctor," she replied shyly, "I just can't undress in front of 
you."

"All right," said the physician, "I'll flick off the lights. You 
undress and tell me when you're through."

In a few moments, her voice rang out in the darkness: "Doctor, 
I've undressed. What shall I do with my clothes?"

"Put them on the chair, on top of mine."

3. 




Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? 

     So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties. 

4. 




Little Johnny's teacher asked him, "Johnny, give me a sentence using the 
words, "bitter end" in it.
Little Johnny thought for a moment and replies, "Our dog chased our cat 
and he bitter end." 

5. 



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