Today's quotes [7.9.14]
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"Pink as a beetroot..."
-- Anthony the Vision Mix Guy
"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
- J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President
"Maybe there is no actual place called hell.
Maybe hell is just having to listen to our
grandparents breathe through their noses when
they're eating sandwiches."
Climbing K2 or floating the Grand Canyon in an inner tube
There are some things one would rather have done than do.
- Edward Abbey
"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman."
--- Maryon Pearson
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