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"Pink as a beetroot..."
                        -- Anthony the Vision Mix Guy


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"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls." 

     - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President 

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"Maybe there is no actual place called hell.
Maybe hell is just having to listen to our
grandparents breathe through their noses when
they're eating sandwiches."

Jim Carey. 

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Climbing K2 or floating the Grand Canyon in an inner tube
There are some things one would rather have done than do. 

     - Edward Abbey 

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"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman."
   --- Maryon Pearson


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