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"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or
insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." 

Hunter S. Thompson.


"Not that big. It doesn't have to be that big, just big enough to excite
                        -- Angela


Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and


"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so?
There's a support group for that. It's called
EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."

                                     - Drew Carey


One more drink and I'd be under the host. 

     - Parker 


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