Today's quotes [7.7.14]
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"Ever wonder if illiterate people get the
full effect of alphabet soup?"
Oliver's law of location:
No matter where you go, there you are.
Love thy neighbor. But don't get caught.
the last person to laugh is slow and partially retarded
Sent by Ryan
Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of
which I disapprove. -- Ashleigh Brilliant
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