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"Ever wonder if illiterate people get the
full effect of alphabet soup?" 

John Mendosa.

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Oliver's law of location:
No matter where you go, there you are.

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Love thy neighbor. But don't get caught.

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the last person to laugh is slow and partially retarded

Sent by Ryan

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Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of
       which I disapprove. -- Ashleigh Brilliant


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