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"Are you seriously asking or are you just being a dick?"
                        -- Dave Arthur to Gerrit Riessen


Conway's law:
In any organization, there will always be one person who
knows what is going on. This person should be fired.


When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood
up and said, "Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you
don't believe?"

    -- Quentin Crisp


"Mr. Ranger isn't gonna like it, Yogi."


"I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day.
At my age I have to hold on to something." 

George Burns.


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