Today's quotes [7.6.14]
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"Are you seriously asking or are you just being a dick?"
-- Dave Arthur to Gerrit Riessen
In any organization, there will always be one person who
knows what is going on. This person should be fired.
When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood
up and said, "Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you
-- Quentin Crisp
"Mr. Ranger isn't gonna like it, Yogi."
"I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day.
At my age I have to hold on to something."
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