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It's amazing how much "mature wisdom" resembles being too tired.

    - Lazarus Long

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* When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten
       year married man looks happy, we wonder why.


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Margaret Thatcher:
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want 
anything done, ask a woman.

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Think before you think!

        --Stanislaw Lec



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"Kent put his name on his license plate."
"My mother does the same thing with my underware."
"Your mother puts license plates in your underware?"

                                    --Chris to Mitch in 'Real Genuis'



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