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It's amazing how much "mature wisdom" resembles being too tired.
- Lazarus Long
* When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten
year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want
anything done, ask a woman.
Think before you think!
"Kent put his name on his license plate."
"My mother does the same thing with my underware."
"Your mother puts license plates in your underware?"
--Chris to Mitch in 'Real Genuis'
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