Today's quotes [7.30.14]
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Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the only man in
America whose bologna really did have a first name?
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. -- Oscar
There is nothing so irritating as somebody with less
intelligence and more sense than we have.
It's really a wonder my wife and I ever got together in the first
She swore she would never marry me when I was drunk, and
I wouldn't dream of marrying her when I was sober.
Intellectuals are people who believe that ideas are of more
importance than values. That is to say, their own ideas and other
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