Today's quotes [7.3.14]
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"All I'm saying is that you're deluded, pathetic, and squirrels use your
head to store chestnuts for the cold winter months in."
-- Pinback, oz#gothic
"I feel schizophrenic; first he says 'open your mouth,' then he says 'keep
- Monica Lewinski
Americans always try to do the right thing --
after they've tried everything else.
- - - Winston Churchill
The first thing I do after opening a bar of Ivory soap is to
scrape off the .0056 part that's impure.
I mean, who wants to wash themselves with that crap?
Going the speed of light is bad for your age.
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