Today's quotes [7.28.14]
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"Love is my Sword, Goodness my Armor, And Humor my Shield."
"Then again, what should we expect from the makers of 'Stargate'? Finesse
is not exactly their strong point. Sure, they're pretty good at blowing up
stuff, but what four-year-old isn't? When it comes time for an important
plot twist their solution is to look at each other and scream 'ALIEN MIND
MELD!' like dorks at a Star Trek Convention."
-- Mr. Cranky,
"I grew up in a tough neighborhood, how
tough you ask? The sign in the local
library said "Shut the FUCK up!!"
Sent by Chris
No good deed goes unpunished.
"I play football. I'm not trying to be a professor. The tests
don't seem to make sense to me, measuring your brain on stuff I
haven't been through in school."
-Clemson recruit Ray Forsythe, who was ineligible as a freshman
because of academic requirements
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