Today's quotes [7.27.14]
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"The future will be better tomorrow." -- Vice President Dan Quayle
"The chains of habit are too weak to be felt until they are too strong to
-- a real newgroup
I know someday you'll have a beautiful life,
I know you'll be a sun in someone else's sky,
But why can't it be mine?"
-- Pearl Jam, "Black"
(Ok, so it's sickening. Sue me.)
I've never been married, but I tell people I'm
divorced so they won't think something is
wrong with me.
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