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Some of the greatest writers this world has ever known have
       written their finest works while happily and blissfully
       drunk...and so shall I.


1. 




"I can fit the whole thing in my mouth, but I can't blow it while it's in
 there..."
                        -- Sarah O'Brien, in reference to her pitch pipe


2. 




"The Hell Law says that Hell is reserved exclusively for them that
 believe in it. Further, the lowest Rung in Hell is reserved for them that
 believe in it on the supposition that they'll go there if they don't."
                        -- Honest Book of Truth; The Gospel According to
                                Fred, 3:1


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"A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke." 

Groucho Marx.

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Don't worry, Homer.  Nine out of ten religions fail in their first year. 
   -- God, ``Homer the Heretic'' 

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