Today's quotes [7.25.14]
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"I have made good judgements in the Past.
I have made good judgements in the Future."
- J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President
"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit."
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to
take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an
old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "Disneyland burned
down." He cried and cried, but I think deep down he thought it was
a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real
Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.
A.A.A.A.A. - An organization for drunks who drive.
"In the heat of battle, tantric magic is fun, but highly ineffective."
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