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"I have made good judgements in the Past.
I have made good judgements in the Future." 

     - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President 

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"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit."

Mel Brooks.

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One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to
       take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an
       old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "Disneyland burned
       down." He cried and cried, but I think deep down he thought it was
       a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real
       Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.


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A.A.A.A.A. - An organization for drunks who drive.

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"In the heat of battle, tantric magic is fun, but highly ineffective."
                        -- Anonymous


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