Today's quotes [7.23.14]
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I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer
god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other
possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours. --Stephen
VENI, VEDI, VISA: I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.
"Hearing nuns' confessions is like being
stoned to death with popcorn."
Behind every successful man stands a devoted wife and a surprised
Everybody pisses on the floor. Be a hero and shit on the ceiling.
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