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Knuckling Down:
A leader is best when people barely know he exists.


You slam a politician, you make out hes the devil, with horns and hoofs.
But his wife loves him, and so did all his mistresses.

                                  - - - Pamela Hansford Johnson


"A study in the Washington Post says that women have better
verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of
that study: Duh."

                                     - Conan O'Brien


"Home pages are the pet rock of the 90s. They all have them, they all think
 they're very cute. But in a few years they're going to look back and be
 pretty embarrassed."
                        -- Kim Alm


"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an 
infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even 
considering if there is a man on base."

                                      - Dave Barry


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