Today's quotes [7.2.14]
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Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like
grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they
mature into something with which you'd like to have dinner.
I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries."
Thegirl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?"
As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important
that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much
money. What's important is that you continue to do so.
-- Hunter S. Thompson's Samoan Attorney
"I'll moider da bum. "
- Heavyweight boxer Tony Galento, when asked what he
thought of William Shakespeare
"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice.
But, in practice, there is. "
- Jan L.A. van de Snepscheut
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