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        You want to hear God laugh?  Tell him your plans.
        
                                                   --Yiddish proverb

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Not all chemicals are bad. For example,
without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen,
there would be no way to make water,
a vital ingredient in beer.

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"All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than
       others." -- George Orwell, Animal Farm


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The only difference between graffiti & philosophy is the word
       fuck...


4. 




"Our bombs are smarter than the average high school
student. At least they can find Kuwait."

                                 - A. Whitney Brown

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