Today's quotes [7.17.14]
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Yeah, she's beautiful, but you can't find her IQ with a flashlight.
--- from "The Greatest American Hero"
On Clinton: "A man will occasionally step on his dick, but he shouldn't
stand on it"
I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was
-- Francis Gary Power, U-2 reconnaissance pilot held by the Soviets for spying, in an
interview after he was returned to the US
He asked me if I knew what time it was. I said, "Yes, but not right now."
"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing
neckties? How intelligent is it to start the
day by tying a little noose around your neck?"
- Linda Ellerbee
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