Today's quotes [7.16.14]
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(written above a urinal)
Why are you looking up here?
Are you ashamed of it?
Speech was divided into four parts that the inspired
priests know. Three parts, hidden in deep secret, humans
do not stir into action; the fourth part of Speech is what
Rig Veda (B.C. 1200-900?)
"It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I
win or lose." -- Darrin Weinberg
"Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality." --
Jules de Gaultier
I like to skate on the other side of the ice.
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