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   (written above a urinal)
   Why are you looking up here?
   Are you ashamed of it?


  

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Speech was divided into four parts that the inspired
               priests know.  Three parts, hidden in deep secret, humans   
               do not stir into action; the fourth part of Speech is what  
               men speak.                                                  

                                                    Rig Veda (B.C. 1200-900?)



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"It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I
       win or lose." -- Darrin Weinberg


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"Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality." --
       Jules de Gaultier


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I like to skate on the other side of the ice.


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