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I love him whose soul is so overfull that he forgetteth himself, and
all things are in him...
    -Friedrich Nietzsche, "Thus Spoke Zarathustra"


Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. 


"There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution
wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid." 

Denis Leary.


"This book fills a much-needed gap. " 
    - Moses Hadas (1900-1966) in a review 


"The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible
       worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true." -- Irving Caesar


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