Today's quotes [7.14.14]
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"Well I been called LUCIFER...
And I been called SATAN...
But my name's RICHARD...
And YOU can call me DICK..."
-- Killdozer, "Richard"
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.
-- Han Solo
The only failure without dignity is the failure to try.
-- Anon --
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
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