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"Fuck you kitty, I won't do what you tell me."
                        -- Ruth Hopping


1. 




"I went to a job interview the other day, the guy asked
if I had any questions. I said yes, just one, if you're
in a car traveling at the speed of light and you turn
your headlights on, does anything happen? He said he
couldn't answer that. I told him sorry, but I couldn't
work for him then."

 - Steven Wright

2. 




* The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain,
       involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions. The
       hypothalamus controls the "Four F's":
         1. fighting
         2. fleeing
         3. feeding
         4. mating
            -- Psychology professor in neuropsychology intro course


3. 




   Sign posted in a bathroom:
   We aim to please!
   You aim too! Please!


  

4. 




A youth becomes a man when the marks he wants to leave on the
       world have nothing to do with tires.


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