Today's quotes [7.12.14]
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"Fuck you kitty, I won't do what you tell me."
-- Ruth Hopping
"I went to a job interview the other day, the guy asked
if I had any questions. I said yes, just one, if you're
in a car traveling at the speed of light and you turn
your headlights on, does anything happen? He said he
couldn't answer that. I told him sorry, but I couldn't
work for him then."
- Steven Wright
* The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain,
involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions. The
hypothalamus controls the "Four F's":
-- Psychology professor in neuropsychology intro course
Sign posted in a bathroom:
We aim to please!
You aim too! Please!
A youth becomes a man when the marks he wants to leave on the
world have nothing to do with tires.
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