Today's quotes [7.11.14]
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
There may be some things better than sex and some things may be worse,
but there is nothing exactly like it.
- W. C. Fields
There is nothing remarkable about love at first sight.
It's when people have been looking at each other for
years that it becomes remarkable.
"Zen: the sound of the ax chopping. Chopping logic."
"If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of
lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the
loss of sleep."
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