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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.


There may be some things better than sex and some things may be worse,
but there is nothing exactly like it.

     - W. C. Fields 


There is nothing remarkable about love at first sight.
It's when people have been looking at each other for
years that it becomes remarkable.


"Zen: the sound of the ax chopping. Chopping logic."

                                          --Edward Abbey


Dale Carnegie: 
     "If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of
lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the
loss of sleep."


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