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"It looks like blind screaming hedonism won out."
                        -- the most appropriate fortune quote I've ever got


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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like and do
what you'd druther not. 

    -- Mark Twain

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"I have come here to chew bubblegum, and kick ass... and I'm all out of
 bubblegum."
                        -- Nada, "They Live"


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"Mutually consenting classes may of course do whatever they like with each
 other, but even that doesn't necessarily make it right."
                        -- Programming Perl, 2nd ed.


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"Shoot for the stars, otherwise gravity gets in your way."

                                        -Cathy Middleton-


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